‘In the beginning there was work and work was God. After 35 years in the business, the endless predictability made me question the Faith.’
I wrote those words on the 8th
October 2010, the opening sentence of my debut post on a brand new blog
about a couple of silly, cynical old queens who decided to jump the
good ship Blighty and wade ashore to Asia Minor as gay semigreys
(or is it semigays? No, that would be those who dip in and out). For a
minority report, the blog’s done rather well. Now there’s a book. That’s
done rather well too. Remarkable. Both crept up behind us without hint
or herald. Maybe we should have listened to the early advice of our
playground peers and kept our backs to the wall. Too late now.We planned to stay in Turkey for a good few years, slowly descend into memory loss and erectile dysfunction disguised by a haze of alcohol, then paddle back to Blighty for the liver transplant and wait for the Grim Reaper’s call. Sadly, it’s not to be. I'd like to do author things and keep the pennies (and believe me I do mean pennies) rolling in. I can do neither in Turkey. There's another reason. An important reason. There are pressing family issues that cannot be ducked or delayed. If you have read the book you will understand:
"One day, our Turkish adventure might be curtailed. We were prepared." (Chapter 12)That time has come.
Where will we be laying our hatboxes next? Well, there's a clue in the picture below. Hint - it's not in Soho.
Thank
you Turkey for breaking the umbilical cord between wages and lifestyle.
Thank you Turkey for giving me the time and space to write. Thank you
Turkey for handing me a story of a plate. We hope one day to return.
But, for now there’s no going back on going back.
The photo above is a picture of one of the great cathedrals of England but where is it? Answer correctly for the chance to win* a signed copy of Perking the Pansies, Jack and Liam move to Turkey. Submit your answer by commenting here.
*The
winner will be chosen at random by Liam from correct entries submitted
before 4th March 2012. Comments containing entries to the competition
will not be published until after this date so no cheating. The book
will be shipped free to the winner to any address in the UK or Turkey.
Delivery elsewhere (Mongolia, the dark side of the Moon, etc) may incur
charges depending on the cost. Those who already know the answer are
banned (we know who you are).
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